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Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Jokes!! Relax =D
- What does 0 tell 8?
Ans: Your belt very nice,where you buy one? - Which key of the keyboard knows how to sing?
Ans: F4 - One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
- Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.' - Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!' The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
- There was this haunted house on a hill...Jack,Tom and Mary wanted to investigate whether the house was really haunted...Jack went in first...the place was so dark he can't even see his fingers...he came out of the house and said what he had seen..total darkness!Tom was the next to go in...like Jack he cud see nothing....he was scared so he came out of the house...Mary was the last to explore the house...she walked in and saw that the house was brightly lit...curious about why the boys cant see anything that was inside the house...she walked out and described to them clearly wat was the house like inside......
Question : Why Mary can see clearly in the house but the boys can only see total darkness?
Because Mary had a little "lamp" (lamb)
1:30 AM
posted by edyna @ 1:30 AM
1 Comments
Thanks for the effort,but ost of the jokes is to "common"...i would suggest you post/get from others website(put the acknowledgement).keep up the nice work...
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